You’ve come into my clinic for a small procedure and I’m going to give you your preoperative exam. While I’m asking you questions, I notice that you’re fidgeting an awful lot. You’re also blushing, stuttering and refusing to make eye contact. I demand that you sit still and put your hands behind your back. It’s then that I notice you’ve got a little problem; you’ve developed an erection! That’s so adorable! You really shouldn’t be embarrassed. It happens all the time. It’s only natural when you see a pretty girl like me. However, I can’t let you see the doctor like that. You’d better take care of that now. When you have a little trouble “performingâ€Â, I decide to take matter into my own hands…