You have come to my clinic for a very thorough anal exam. It’ll be your first one ever and when I discover that you are an anal virgin, I decide to put you out of your misery. After all, the anticipation is the worst part, isn’t it? I tell you in exacting detail just how I’m going to play with….oops! I mean examine your little hole. Today’s procedure will include several enemas, a prostate massage and a huge electrical plug. It seems like a lot, I know, but don’t worry – nurse Noel is going to take very, very good care of you…