You have come to visit me for your weekly therapy appointment. I begin by running you through some very simple breathing exercises to help you relax and release all the tension from the day. I notice that today you are fidgeting, unable to calm down. It’s then that I notice your sporting a very painful erection. It seems like our little sessions have left you aroused and distracted. Well, I can’t have that. We’ll just have to take care of that nasty hard on, now won’t we? Instead of our usual meditation, I’ll be guiding you through an intense stroke session that will leave you limp as a wet noodle and utterly addicted to your therapy…and your therapist…