I know that you despise your wife and I completely understand. Shes a stupid, ugly, lazy whore. You get more satisfaction jerking off me to me than you ever have from that hag. Thats why I have a little task for you. I want you to do something so devious that if your wife found out she would be beyond pissed. So pissed that she would consider signing that divorce paper quicker than you could even ask for it. Or if anything completely disgusted by you. I know for a fact that youre going to enjoy completing it!