You seem be having trouble prioritizing properly lately, slave boy. You’ve been paying way too much attention to your wife. You’ve been buying her gifts, romancing her and giving her the devotion that is rightfully mine. Obviously, I need to do something to put you back on the right course. I devised a list of task that will not only humiliate you, but your wife as well. By the time you’ve finished completing your assignment, both you and your pig of a wife will understand who comes first around here: ME.