I think that it is hilarious that you’re STILL a virgin, but it doesn’t surprise me. You are ugly a loser so of course no one will let you fuck them! I’m going to reformat your brain to get horny ONLY for abuse, because all other sexual encounters and fantasies r totally out of your league and will never happen! So stroke your gross little nub while I make fun of u and tease you with my perfect body. I am going to force you to measure your cock in front of me because I want a number to humiliate you with. Then you’re going to use a permanent marker to draw your nub size number on the palm of the hand that you fuck all the time. Your dick is bad, u should feel bad. We’ll end all this fun abuse with a humiliating jerk-off instruction session where you will cum and I’ll laugh at you. I hope you are crying by the end of this, dickwad.