I think that it's hilarious that you're STILL a virgin, but it doesn't surprise me. You're ugly and a loser so of course no one will let you fuck them! I'm going to reformat your brain to get horny ONLY for abuse, because all other sexual encounters and fantasies are totally out of your league and will never happen! So stroke your gross little nub while I make fun of you and tease you with my perfect body.I'm going to force you to measure your cock in front of me because I want a number to humiliate you with. Then you're going to use a permanent marker to draw your nub size number on the palm of the hand that you fuck all the time. Your dick is bad, and you should feel bad.We'll end all this fun abuse with a humiliating jerk-off instruction session where you'll cum and I'll laugh at you. I hope you're crying by the end of this, dickwad.