Its not me, it’s you! I’m breaking up with YOU. I was just using you. You can’t ACTUALLY think I was in a serious relationship with you. You were just my wallet, my little bitch boy. My new boyfriend is SO much hotter and better than you. Oops, you didn’t know I was seeing someone else.. I didn’t mean for you to find out this way.. but he is so much sexier than you can ever try to be. The first few days will be rough, I know! But trust me… it gets WORSE!