Your English teacher is such a drag…but still, u can’t help but agree with the other guys at school about how hot she is. So when u find this weirdo product online that guarantees sexual servitude from whomever you use it on, your 1st thought is your English teacher – bonus points if it works while the whole class watches! You pick a day to use it, after trying it out on a few people: your mom, sister, girlfriend. Satisfied with its performance, you prepare for a public debut of your new favorite toy. As you sit in class ready to administer a strong jolt of control toward your teacher, she snidely tells u to put away your “device.” You roll your eyes