As you are already aware we have a completely sexless marriage. You will never get near me as you are a small dicked loser husband and I find the thought of being sexual with you repulsive. However I still have needs and after meeting your gorgeous handsome friend the other day I think I have found the solution. So tomorrow you will take my sexiest dress to the dry cleaners and also buy me some new expensive fuck me shoes to wear with it. I am meeting your friends after work and both you and I know what will happen. The chemistry between me and your friend was unmistakable; even you could clearly see it. When I dropped very large hints about the nature of our marriage he asked me out on a date right in front of you; even your friends dont respect you. I will more than likely stay over at his place, so I wouldnt expect me home at all tomorrow night!