So I’ve come to find out that you’ve been spying on me. I’ve caught you spying while I was on my hands and knees scrubbing the kitchen floor, doing the dishes, even while I was taking a bubble bath. It seems that you’ve been doing this for quite some time, so I think it’s time we sit down and have a talk. I know that it’s normal to have curiosity about women and their bodies. I see you maturing and I can imagine the hormones raging through your body, and naturally those hormones crave release. It’s perfectly natural, but still it’s wrong to spy on Mommy. We need to come to a mutual understanding on this by having a talk. I don’t want you to feel ashamed or embarrassed, but we will sit down and see what we can do to fix this problem so you don’t feel the need to continue spying on me without my knowledge.