I feel like I should tell you something…girls like Me don’t like boys like you. Nope, we just don’t. But there is something you have that I’m interested in: your cash. Yeah, pretty girls like Me LOVE your money. And that’s why you can’t help but to pay Me. You see Me on your screen looking so sexy, so perfect, so unattainable, and instinctively you pull out your credit card. You can’t help it–you know I’m only interested in one thing and you want to do everything to give it to Me. So do it. Hand it over.