I found your external harddrive full of smut, oh little brother. Now you’re in real trouble. Remember that time you ratted me out for throwing a party and Mom and Dad ground me for a month? Because I sure do. I want revenge: since you’re such a little jerkaholic, why don’t you pull out your cock for me. I’m going to put you all over Snapchat.Oh my god, you can’t be serious. That little thing!? No wonder you don’t have a girlfriend… it’s like a AAA battery! God, there’s no way that thing works… only one way to find out.