Your dick is so ridiculously tiny, I couldn't help but tell my friend Lynn about it. Now that she's seen it too, we both agree there's only one thing you're good for in the bedroom: to be a submissive anal fuck-toy. That pathetic excuse for a penis certainly isn't doing you much good. What woman would waste her time playing with a pea-sized pud? Better to lock that little scrap of meat up in a cage. Trust us, you'll be happier this way.