Surprise honey! I’m not wearing anything under my jacket!Want to see?How about we play together? You show me what you got and I’ll show you what I got?Hm?Wait, what is that? That bulge is so tiny! Are you kidding me?!Wow! No, go ahead, jerk it. I want to see if your micro dick can work like a real penis haha!It’s medically fascinating. No woman would ever fuck that, what would be the point?She wouldn’t even know if that **** carrot was in her. What a loser! Maybe I should give you my vibrator so you can get off the way I do, your dicklette is small enough for that after all.