You say that you want to serve me in the ultimate way. You think that means that I want you to be my toilet...my toilet paper, to eat my Goddess caviar, my chocolate...however, I wouldn't let a pig like you anywhere near my precious derriere. If you want to eat shi so badly, eat your own! I'll egg you on, encourage you, instruct you....hell, you can even pretend it's my superior caviar...but don't expect me to be impressed by your 'act of devotion'. You disgust me...