I visit you on your sick bed...your loving wife. Your poor heart is very weak right now. The doctors have ordered you to stay calm, too much stress or excitement would be too much for your weak heart. Absolutely no sex or masturbation for sure. I calmly tell you that I've discovered you're trying to get me taken out of your will. You've suspected I'm having an affair. I inform you that that is true...but it's been with your lawyer. I proceed to tell you all about your lawyer deceiving you