It’s time someone tell you the truth about your addiction. Clearly no one you’ve seen in the past has had the balls to tell you this but luckily you found Me – the best therapist in town. Listen up! THERE IS NO HOPE FOR CHRONIC MASTURBATORS AND FEMDOM ADDICTS LIKE YOU. No matter how much therapy you go though – even intense rehab programs – you WILL relapse. Your brain is wired to be this way and you can’t reverse it. There is NO CURE for your condition. You are destined to be a jerk junkie forever. Fortunately, we can MANAGE your addiction so that you can lead a semi-normal life. I will explain your treatment plan and let you think about whether or not you want to continue.