So desperate to feel pain, for infliction; it’s the only way someone as sad and pathetic as yourself could ever entertain two sadistic women like Miss Roper and Goddess Brandon. Especially since you lack financial benefit to us, your pain goes a long way in a form of tribute. One could even think of it as a form of motivation to work harder, to be better; inspire you to achieve more than you already have. Lucky for you, Miss Roper and Goddess Brandon have compiled a list of things one could easily find around the house to inflict the pain that’s fated you, the pain they crave to see with their own eyes. The pain they crave to hear ring in their ears. Since you can’t afford the pleasure of kneeling before them to experience this in person, Right here, right now; you will follow every instruction that leaves their lips. And repeat.