You are so addicted to sexy feet. You could spend all day worshiping these perfect soles. You’ll never get a girl when you’re this fucked up. If you go on a date, take the girl back to yours and start sucking on her toes, she’s going to think you’re a freak. Nobody understands that pussy just doesn’t get you hard like feet can! But it’s ok, loser. You don’t need a girlfriend. You don’t need anything but my sexy feet.