Your roommate is having a lingerie party, your girlfriend is out of town. This is the perfect recipe to check out girls and not get in trouble. You go into the bedroom to text her back when I walk in and find you dosing off. I immediately call you out and wake you up. "You are missing out on a great party, Im glad your girlfriend is not here, it will make this so much easier". I am not looking for a call back, simply a one night stand that no one would find out about. I know you haven't fucked like a porn star in years, I wanna be fucked right now! You give in of course once you find a topless woman straddling you. Shh. Its just one night.