This might be my meanest Virgin Humiliation clip yet! You're already lonely and lacking in self esteem, but Valentine's Day really rubs it in huh? Another holiday that reminds you just how miserable and unfuckable you really are. So many happy couples going on romantic dates, meanwhile, you're all alone AND you're still a virgin. You know what you need? Your dream girl laughing in your ugly face, reminding you over and over that you're UNFUCKABLE, UNDATEABLE, and PATHETIC. Lucky you, I don't hold back on mocking your sad existence. Use your tears as lube while you hate fuck your hand to me on Valentine's Day!