“Hello you foot obsessed freak, I take it you’re here for your weekly foot worship session? Good, sit down, be quiet and worship my feet while I ignore you.” I sit down in my denim shorts and white crop top and put my feet in your face. I take my phone out and look at it, mostly ignoring you but occasionally giving you a glance and a snide remark. After a few minutes, I’ve had enough of your pathetic presence. “That’s enough for today. God what a helpless loser you really are, paying me to completely ignore you. See you next week!”