Look, I don't have time for you and your pathetic need to jerk off today. I've got like 5 minutes. Think you can do it in 5? Ok, well you'll have to really work it hard! Oh yeah.. And you'll have to do it with a nice fat butt plug up your ass. That's right. You're going to lube that thing up with your spit and work it in while you stroke that dick. You're going to fuck that tight hole until it's nice and sloppy!