You know what you are? An addict. And me? Your drug of choice. You’re addicted to me, because you’re so fucking stupid. You know I can ruin your life — perhaps I’ve already ruined you. That’s how drugs and addiction work. And you knew from the very beginning that I’d wreck you — when you stumbled upon my Twitter, my clip store… you knew that you’d be addicted. You knew you’d be fucked. But you took that first hit anyway. You took that first hit, and you knew it wouldn’t be the last. I ruined your wallet, I ruined your sex life, and I’m not done. Because you’re an addict forever. You can’t fucking stop.