Imagine a velvet rope outside a hot nightclub and a trail of hot alpha people like me and my friends going in. You follow us, n the door gets SLAMMED right in your loser face. We look out at u from inside and laugh. That’s what watching this clip is like, loser! You are going to hear me laugh at how you are alone, sad, by yourself — stroking and playing with yourself like a panty freak reject — while I am off in Miami this week, hanging out at the beach with my hot friends, drinking expensive champagne, and partying, You know, things that well-adjusted winners in life born with the right looks, right bodies, right personalities get to do. Happy loser staycation, loser!