I have been tanning on my roof top lately. Not only is it quiet, no one comes up there looking for me. Do you know what this means? No one can walk in on you cleaning the dirty roof off my feet. All the dirt and disgusting city run off has just been sitting on top of my roof waiting to cover my bare soles. I know you are a little foot freak who loves to lick my soles clean. The dirtier the better for you right? Get to cleaning foot bitch.