Being a dirty little pervert has it’s perks. After all, if you didn’t have such interesting habits and needs, you would never have found me! Now here you are, and here I am. Two peas in a pod, except we are nowhere NEAR equals. Your life now consists of buying my socks, videos of my socks, and daydreaming about my socks. *My* life consists of mocking you for it every step of the way ^_^