Ahhhh, Valentines day! What a dreadful, dreary, depressing day... at least for you. Do you mind if I rub that in your face real quick? I'll be sure to do it in the lingerie I plan on wearing for my husband on the 14th. Don't you want to hear what hot couples do on V-day? Since you have no one else, I will be gracious enough to let you be MY valentine. You won't get to SEE me on V-day, you won't get to TOUCH me, FUCK me, or even send me a card. But what you will do, is run to my wishlist and buy me all the flowers, chocolates and romantic items you can find on my wishlist so that at least SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE gives your life a fleeting thought on Valentines day.