The only reason I am here tonight is as a favor to your mom. I think she is more protective than usual since she is only your step-mom. She tries to make the best decisions for you. Even though she is my sister, we are at opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to her conservative nature. I was supposed to be on a hot date tonight and most likely getting laid. I gave her my word I would stay here with you to make sure you didn�t have any wild parties. You�re in college, right? How about instead of inviting your friends over to party, we make our own fun tonight? It�s not like I�m your real aunt. I�m horny and I�m sure you are to.