You're a virgin? That's so hilarious! That's so pathetic. But, look at you. I'm hardly surprised. A loser like you would never have a chance with a girl like Me, but it's easy to believe that you never had any luck with any woman at all. What would you give for a glimmer of hope that I might fuck you, virgin? I'd have you waiting on Me hand and foot for weeks before you realise it's never gonna happen! But by that time, you'd be far too devoted to Me to care.