Its that time of year again. For people to have a drink and watch fireworks while showing their patriotism. However, this year I want to spice things up. I'm going to teach you a new pledge, a better one. Get down on your knees and put your right hand over you heart, loser. Now repeat after me...JOI, GODDESS WORSHIP, TIT WORSHIP, JERK OFF INSTRUCTION, ASS WORSHIP, SUBMISSIVE, SLAVE TRAINING, BRAT GIRLS