This is you big chance, If you ever want to date me or marry me, you can never ever lick a shoe. I could never date anyone the ever did that. I would never get that out of my head any time I saw you.
Uh oh, oops… looks like Princess Amber just snuck up behind you and sealed your fate by grinding a whole serving platter of dirty shoes in your mouth, hahaha! I mean ewww!