It's your birthday. And your step-mother, my step-sister, well... she means well. She can't help but think of you as still being her sweet little boy. She's thrown you a party that's... well, a bit below your age. By a lot! She doesn't realize what a handsome young MAN you're growing into. But... your auntie has. And, well, I have a special present for you. Something to make your party a bit better. Just... promise me one thing. No hands, okay? You're not allowed to touch. Just sit back and relax. And enjoy the show...