I could’ve made another SPH clip where I stroke my pinky, call you shrimp dick and giggle. But I’m bored of that and frankly, it’s not mean or honest enough. Why giggle and act like your dicklet is an amusing joke when it’s really an anatomical travesty. It’s time to humiliate you with science and cold hard truth. Before you drop your pants for me, open your ears and ready your mind because I’m going to enlighten you on the many inferiorities of the small penis.