I found out all about your deep, dark secret. But I want you to know that I understand and that I’m here for you. I know that women can be a very cruel to a man with your particular interests. But I’m not one of those women. Every woman has been in a position like yours, she’s had a first time where she struggled with the idea of putting it in her mouth and swallowing. I’m here to tell you that it’s ok. You can suck it and lick it until it explodes, letting it fill your mouth.