You know what you did. I’m fucking pissed at you, and you’re going to have to make this right. I bust my ass all day long in these nasty, gross sneakers while you laze around all day, so you know what you get to do? Lick them fucking clean. I want you to taste the filth, the sweat, the dirt. Hell, I bet there’s even some cigarette ash still stuck to my soles from my last smoke break. Come on, loser. Lick them clean. Maybe with a little luck they won’t even make you sick.