The new year is coming up, beta bitch, and I’m celebrating with a glass of **** because I’m a Goddess and I deserve the finest things in life. I’ve got something much more valuable and delicious to give to you though. I know you’ve been thirsting for it all year and now’s your chance to show Me just how badly you’ve been wanting to drink My divine golden liquid. Make sure you get every drop, bitch. It’s too good to waste.