Ugh I must have been SUUUCCCHHH a bad girl this year because Santa didn’t bring me crap! And I only asked for ONE thing! The new iPhone! I can’t afford to get one myself, but I have an idea……What you ask? Well I see the way you look at me, and I know I turn you on, so I figured maybe I could make your Christmas EXTRA SPECIAL…. The catch? Buy me a new iPhone!! Don’t worry, I’m already on Santas naughty list anyway…..one more cum load won’t take me off! Now pull out your big hard candy cane and start jerking!