You are a masturbator. Don’t forget: Nobody wants you. Don’t waste your time looking for someone. The money you spend humiliating yourself on dates should go to me. The women you try to date will reject you. It’s better to just stay at home and buy my clips. Stop trying to find love. Just give up. Accept your place as a masturbator. It must be frustrating to fail so often after trying so hard. You are a failure. But it’s ok to give up and give yourself over to me. My masturbator. My orgasm addict. I am all you need.