Oh, no, you did not!! Did you just say “no” to ME?!?!? Did you!! Come in here, right now, boy. RIGHT NOW, I say! You’re begging for punishment. Don’t you dare disobey me. I’m going to have to spank you. Yes, right now! Bend over my knee. I’m getting out the special wooden spoon to paddle you with this time. Yes, we’re going to the big spanking chair! I hate to be so strict with you, but you absolutely must learn. I can’t believe you made me carry you in here! Next time, you will come RUNNING when I call!