We’re going to have an awkward little chat about your girlfriend. See, she’s been cheating on you and it’s all my fault. After years of no good dick, she couldn’t take it anymore so I introduced her to a man who’d fuck her right. Sure you treated her like a princess, but that just isn’t enough to satisfy a girl’s needs. You girlfriend was definitely cock starved after fucking your tiny little pecker for so long. As your close friend, I just had to tell you the truth. I’ll be introducing her to BBC soon enough so try and be happy for her, will you?