You are supposed to be my number one financial slave, tributing me substantial sums of money every month. However you have failed to mention you have lost your job. You seem to think this is a good enough reason for you to have not paid your tributes this month. I explain how you should have been also saving money for such an eventuality and now you must be punished. I have seven spanking devices laid out in front of me... which one shall you receive?! Format: