My little boy could not possibly have gotten me such an intimate gift. I don’t know whether to be grateful or deeply concerned. What could possibly make you want to buy your mother a corset and g-string panties? How did you even get them?? When you’re threatening to cry, I can’t possibly punish you before trying on the outfit for you. But don’t look too eager to see your mother in this way, or I’ll realize how dirty you really are… and have to force you to jerk right over my cleavage like mommy’s dirty dirty boy!