So this loser has been stationed in the bathroom and basically just left there, bowing down before our "porcelain throne". When I sit down I see that there is no toilet paper!! Obviously, he thinks I am stupid and that I will let him "lick me clean" by using his tongue as my toilet paper. Um, I think not, loser.So instead I make him literally drink out of the toilet after I have relieved myself into it! HAHAHAHA!!!! By the way, this is TOTALLY REAL and you can not only hear me "going" into the toilet, but you can hear his pathetic bald ass SLURPING it up out of the toilet!! LOL!!!!!