Do you ever wonder how much time you spend masturbating? An hour a week? Two? Ten? Do you ever think about what you could be doing with that time? I mean, if you weren’t so obsessed with the feeling of your hand around your cock, you might do something useful. I know you sit there for hours on end, imagining that hand of yours is a mouth or pussy. But no self-respecting mouth or pussy would touch that limp dick of yours. You masturbate so much, even if you did get inside a woman you’d explode immediately with the change of sensation. You’re so used to your hand. Maybe if you stopped masturbating, you could better your life. Take a break and see if you can earn some self-respect.I doubt you can, but let’s try it for funsies.