We were standing at the office water cooler talking about how long the day was already stretching on when this loser walks in dressed like he's going to the beach. This idiot didn't even know what day of the week it was. He's dressed for casual Friday on a Thursday! So then this idiot tries to snag one of the cups to get a cup of water but I smack them away. Losers don't get water they get punished! We made him strip down and strapped a ball shocker to him to begin his re-training at work.He begged to go home and change but we informed him that he will now be required to wear the ball shocker as part of his daily uniform. After we finished shocking the crud out of him we sent him back to his desk where we continued to shock him for the rest of our afternoon. Turned out to be a great day at the office!