You tell me you really want a private lesson in yoga. You've been watching me in class, and I'm the best student. I'm naturally very flattered, and so I invite you over on Sunday for a private session. I'm sure I can help you with all of your back problems! I invite you in, but you're really not paying attention to me. You keep staring at my ass in my yoga pants. When I figure out what you're really visiting for, I push you down, straddling you, standing over you in my nearly sheer yoga pants. Is this what you came here to do? To gawk at my ass in yoga pants? Is this why you joined yoga?? You're such a pervert! I am going to teach you a lesson. You suck at yoga, let's see if you're any better at holding your load.