So I made this video for you, babe. I guess you got the link to yootube if you are watching this now. We’ve been dating a few months, and I wondered why you seem to be so “obsessed” with my feet, of all things. But I really got my answer the other day when I watched some home security footage…and I saw you SNIFFING THE INSIDE OF MY SHOES! Wow…whatta FREAK you are! And I can not be dating a weirdo freak that sniffs my old work pumps when I am out of the house. So am I going to break up with you and leave you forever? Or will I still keep you in my life in some way? You will need to watch my breakup video to find out…