Hi, honey… I am glad we have a moment 4… just a quick discussion. You see… this is very hard for me to… um… talk about. I… well, I’ve noticed – now that you are dating – that you seem to prefer… that u choose… well, that u go out with BAD GIRLS, girls with BAD reputations.Read lessWell, u see, that’s not what… well, not at all… I didn’t imagine you’d… honey, I want u to date shy, religious girls. Yes, I think that’s most appropriate. For, I just don’t see why you’d even rather… Oh… OH!!! Honey, I can’t believe u just described that TO YOUR MOTHER! Oh, oh… oh… my ears r burning! No, no, okay, okay… well, honey, I think u should only be dating NICE girls, the kind that might… give u… a goodnight kiss… AT MOST. Do u understand? And then, if u find yourself… at the end of a date… *stressed* …or something… I can, your mother can, take care of it. Do u understand? Would you like me 2 give you a sample? …I am so glad we could make this little deal together…